Social Networking GaffesFreddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.
Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.
What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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Hi Honey!Just wanted to let you know I've phoned NHS Direct and it turns out that discharge I keep getting isn't catching, but apparently we should avoid oral sex for at least 6 weeks. Oops! That might explain those sores you've been getting, lol!
Also I've bought you the Immodium you asked for, but I can't find anywhere that sells adult nappies.
The new QOTW on B3ta is "Social Networking Gaffes", I've been trying to think of a good story for ages but I can't think of anything suitable, so I thought I'd send you a quick message in the meantime. Anyway, fuck 'em, you keep telling me they're just a bunch of geeks and pretentious loners after all, lol!
Can't wait to see you later, snookiewooks, I fancy a bit of felching tonight, and maybe you could give me a rusty trombone the way you like.
Wuv you
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(, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:20, 8 replies)
@ Gunther...No, you're the geek. I'm the pretentious loner.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:47,
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Ooh! Red dwarf?Ahh no its not, that was a rusty gate, not a rusty trombone. pfft.
Good post btw :)
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@PooflakeWill we one day hear your neighbours describing you on the evening news as someone who 'kept to himself, mostly'?
That's all I ever picture when someone's described as a loner.
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Moey, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57,
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@ Gunther...My neighbours have never seen me....I only skulk out in the dead on night.
They're more likely to say on the news...'I always knew there was something strange about him...and all those prostitutes who went into his house and never came out...very strange...'
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:09,
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..."It was only when the weather started getting warmer that we noticed the smell."
"He did seem to do a lot of digging at night, and his patio changed so very often, it did seem strange."
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Moey, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:13,
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Arf!Winner
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:58,
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Oh no, you lot weren't meant to see this... etc.This is actually loosely based on a text message meant for my ladyfriend, which I accidentally sent to a bloke I play football with while organising a 5-a-side match. That nauseous feeling that coursed through me on seeing his number flash up when I hit send will stay with me for a long, long time.
But at least he knows I love him and his massive nipples. And now so do the rest of the team. Wonderful.
By the way, only part of the original answer is based on truth.
I could find adult nappies.
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