My little sister
My little sister went through a phase of believing that the entire world revolved around her, and the rest of the family should cater to her every whim and dislike.

Once, my father came back from visiting friends in Germany with a generously-sized package of sausages, which of course my sister took an instant dislike to without even trying. Now most little prima donnas would have been happy with managing to be allowed to eat something else after a shameful display of pouting and foot-stamping, but this wasn't good enough for my sister, who decided that this unwanted food was going to make everything else in the fridge condemned, so hid the whole package behind the bookcase full of yarn in my mum's sewing room.

Of course the smell eventually drew attention to the stash, and the sausages were found. I wasn't too bothered about all the franks that had gone off, but I was gutted about the spoilt brats.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:45, 12 replies)

haha!
There's nothing wurst!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:49, closed)

Definitely a click for that!!
Nice and subtly done...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)

Click
For the unexpected Sixth-Sense style twist.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)

I'll pull you up on that I'm afraid
How the fuck was the twist in the Sixth Sense unexpected?!

Unless of course you're being ironic, spotted the sausage joke a mile off and are in fact many times cleverer than I, in which case I shall shut up.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, closed)

Agreed.
The Sixth Sense twist probably can't be legally called a twist under EU regulations as it was so utterly blatantly obvious. And the film was shit.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:54, closed)

Not one of Bruce's finer efforts really was it
And that kid (I still maintain it's a robot, or realy ninja CGI) is spooooooooky.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:55, closed)

not
not as spooky as the little kid in The Ring (not Ringu)
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:02, closed)

and not as spooky
as my mum. dammit! your mum. shit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:03, closed)

Genius!
Very well done, excellent.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, closed)

*applause*
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, closed)

Germans are very proud of their sausages
I think this food story is going to lead to a few sauer krauts
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:52, closed)

A click
for the replies as much as the post!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, closed)