Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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WayneShe was called Anna. Proper posh girl, and we met at university. I was a council house swot made good, and she was a daughter of a rich landowner in Norfolk. No chance, thought I.
To my amazement, it happened. We were inseparable for 6 months at uni and I thought I'd caught a good one.
Until I was asked home to visit her parents at their mansion (i.e. a fuckoff huge house).
I visited them for dinner. Anna's mum put on a great spread, and I tried to be as cultured as possible. Until she looked at me and said " Wayne?".
I said "Sorry, my name's Dr Teeth".
She said "Sorry Dr Teeth, do you want red or white wayne?"
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:44, 4 replies)
Pffft!Nice one.
Have a click, Wayne!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:46, closed)
Brilliant!Click
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, closed)
So...Your future together wasnt too rosé then?
badum tish!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, closed)
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