A taste of Honey
I was on holiday in Germany with the wife and we had nipped into the local supermarket there. After we had loaded up with Sauasages etc we waited patiently in the Queue. In the next isle was this guy in his late 20's who you could see was getting quite visibly irratated, why?, well behind him was a Uber Brat, Uber Brat had decided that waiting was boring and so had took control of the shopping trolley and was proceeding to bang it into this guys ankles. After a few minutes the guy asked "Please could you get your child to stop running the trolley into me, it hurts", her reply is the kinda of stuff that breeds future serial killers, "I never tell him to stop doing anything, I allow him to express himself", the guy stood there astonished as we all were, now quite a lot of people were now looking on. The Uber brat now with the backing of the woman that spawned him, drove the trolley as hard as he could into the guys ankles, what the guy did next was superb, he picked up the jar of honey he was waiting to purchase and tipped it up over the kids head and said "Well I am expressing myself too", the look on the brat was priceless as he received his golden shower, everybody started clapping, and the future serial killer and mummy left leaving a golden snail trail!

Length, 100 or so metres of golden dribble
(Wavo Did not touch it, it was like that when I got here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, 9 replies)

Excellent work!
Of course in this country he'd have been on 'The Register' before you could say 'Gary Gli..'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:52, closed)

Argh!
What a little fucker.

I think I would have run the little cunt over with the trolley, then stamped on his face a couple of times, just to express myself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:52, closed)

Ace.
Just ace.

A click for him.
( Moey, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:09, closed)

Nooooo
The mother should've got the treatment. Kids are kids and sometimes don't know any better when they've had such a crap upbringing - some of them are little bastards but they are the way they are because of their wanker parents. That woman is abusing her child, by making sure that he will be hated for the rest of his life by all he meets. Sad, sad stuff.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:10, closed)

With any luck
this simple, yet gooey act will demonstrate to the mother that she can't let her special little soldier do as he wishes, and to the future serial killer that there are consequences to his actions.
( Moey, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, closed)

:)
Hope you're right.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:46, closed)

So do I.
Unfortunately, deep down, I know this to be highly implausible.
( Moey, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:10, closed)

Hate to be a tell tale...
But I was told that story a good fifteen years ago by a school teacher. Are you my old school teacher?
(stubbledchin, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:26, closed)

Stick stuff
No, LOL. Maybe the honey attack is something that is passed on Father to sibling, I would think things like this happen all the time as brats are never one offs.
(Wavo Did not touch it, it was like that when I got here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, closed)