Me a Stalker?
It was 11.20 at night and I was travelling home on a bus having just finished late shift. As I got up to ring the bell a rather pretty nurse gave me a smile.

The only thing on my mind was my full bladder, the two pints that I'd had during my "teabreak" were making their presence known.

The bus arrived at the stop and the pretty nurse alighted, with me following behind her. The nurse was headed in my direction, but at the time all I was thinking about was a pee!

As the nurse approached the flats where I live her pace increased and she made a few nervous glances behind her. Seeing me hot on her heels as it were,she began to panic.

I was gobsmacked when the nurse got out a key and entered my block of flats! The door was firmly slammed shut by the nurse!

I reached for my keys and opened the door to the stairwell, the nurse looked down at me with real terror. "It's OK!" I called out "I live here and I need to dash for the loo!".

I don't think she heard or understood what I said, because as I was dashing upstairs to avoid pissing my pants, the nurse's footsteps were getting quicker and quicker!

The nurse reached her floor and slammed her door behind her and I carried on to the next floor and just made it to the loo with my back teeth on shore patrol!

I saw my new neighbour a few days later! We had a bit of a laugh about the misunderstanding!
( Vambo, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:03, Reply)