Street Life'Hi guys!' exclaims JLC. 'I was once offered oral sex by a young man outside my flat, at 7 o'clock on a Monday morning. Tempted as I was, I decided against it and went to work instead'.
Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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Small town, smallr townA friend visited family in a nearby small town. He got there early so went for a bit of a walk.
A Very young girl offered him oral sex in exchange for cigarettes. So young and so blatant, his instant reaction was that this must be some kind of sting operation. Not the sort of thing he was expecting in a small country town. "Ermm... No. Anyway, you look too young to smoke".
Eventually the rest of the family gets home after school and work and he gets to meet his 13yo cousin for the first time for the second time in one day.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 14:25, 6 replies)
I lol'd at this story the first time a mate of mine told me it too.He probably lol'd when a mate of his told it to him.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 15:33, closed)
Your mate's mate lol'd when I told it to him too.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Jul 2015, 8:36,
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I for one...Hope that you told her parents that she was smoking.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2015, 4:22, closed)
'13 yo' sounds like something an 80s paedo would shout(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jul 2015, 18:23,
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