Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Fat PrefixWhile living in Rotherhithe about a year ago, me and my then girlfriend often delighted at the sound of the local children playing 'scratch the car' and setting light to our garden. On one particular occasion, however, we we're lucky enough to overhear possibly the best argument in the world ever, it went like this:
Child 1: You cunt!
Child 2: You fat cunt!
Child 1: You twat!
Child 2: You fat twat!
Child 1: You dickhead!
Child 2: You fat dickhead!
Child 1: You wanker!
Child 2: you fat wanker!
This went on for about 20 minutes with neither child being able to break the deadlock!
Pure Genius!
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 10:19, Reply)
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