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Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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To be fair, if I could gnaw my own leg off
I wouldn't work in IT, I'd have a lucrative career in a circus.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:16, 1 reply)
One shot deal
Sadly, I can only gnaw each leg off once, so I would only be a hit with the circus for two days then it'd be back to IT :-(
(Booce, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:23, closed)
Not if you had to walk there.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:43, closed)
You'd be a hit on a rolling basis I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:44, closed)
I have to say, the idea has me stumped.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:03, closed)
That was a bit below the belt.
Not unlike his legs.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:38, closed)
Ain't that just a kick in the tee...
Ah, sorry, how inconsiderate of me!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:44, closed)
I think we're scraping the bottom....
Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:21, closed)
Do you think you'd drink before getting down to the gnawing?
I think it'd be more fun if you were legless...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:32, closed)
It would become easier to drink him under the table over time.

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:36, closed)
I'd think he'd realise that tricks were afoot.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:27, closed)
Your victory methinks.

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:29, closed)
A small victory, and probably will only last for a short duration

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:20, closed)
OY!

Leave me out of this.....
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:58, closed)
We didn't want to make you feel like you'd been short changed.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, closed)

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