We used to
have to get out of the lake we lived in at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
(Falco, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:39, 2 replies)

Lake? Luxury
We lived in a cesspit and re-used teabags and played with string and we had to wank the dog if we wanted milk.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:51, closed)

wank?
i think "wank the dog for milk" is not strictly Python, but I'm sure that it was in the first draft, and only cut for tv.:)
(Dreadful Scathe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:24, closed)

Aye, but you try telling that to the kids today!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:22, closed)

*chuckles*
It was only a matter of time..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)