The Cream Challenge
Pretty self explanatory. Back in secondary school a group of us used to always go into the local sainsbury's on the way to school, and fill our school bags with any random Basics range we could find.

One day whilst browsing the shelves, I stumbled upon the dairy section. I bought four pint pots of "extra-thick" triple cream. Lunchtime comes, and one of our group dares me and some mates to see who can down a pot the quickest.

Bad idea. Me and two others got through about a quarter of the pot before throwing up all over the place... thick, creamy puke. I managed to look up to see my best mate finishing off the last of his pot. He stood absolutely still for a good ten seconds, then threw up the most vile concoction of sick I've ever seen. We then all cleared off sharpish, leaving a huge collection of whitey/yellow thick spew over the floor.

To our glee, the mate who finished his complained of heart pains for the next week.
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