Re: Jumpers
I know someone who used to drive tube trains.


He said that the first jumper, a woman, looked him in the eye before disappearing underneath the cab. He was pretty shook up and was off for a week afterwards.

The next time, he never even knew it had happened until he was told not to move the train as a man had jumped in front of it. Another bout of sick leave followed.

The third time was just like the first, only with a male Jumper. This extra paid holiday lark was a bit of alright.

Then, one day as he approached the station, he saw a potential Jumper.
"C'mon, c'mon you fucker! I want the holiday so fucking well jump!" He exclaimed.

The bloke wouldn't oblige him so he was thwarted in his plans on how to spend that lovely time off. However, the unexpected bloodlust made him reconsider the job so he quit.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:26, Reply)