Sex education and citrus fruit
An old school friend of mine, let's call him M, is a lovely guy and quite bright but at school he had a knack of asking questions that he really shouldn't have. Unfortunately (for him) he excelled himself in a sex education lesson when we were about 14.

At the start of the lesson the young, hot (well it was an all boys school and we were 14 and easily pleased) teacher, who I shall call Miss S, did the normal spiel of “feel free to ask anything” and “there's no such thing as a stupid question.”

Later on, the lovely Miss S was discussing contraception and was talking about the IUD when someone asked if it hurt when it was put in. Judging by her reply I get the impression that this might have been a bit of a sensitive subject at the time:

“How do you think it would feel to have a satsuma shoved up your arse?”

M stuck his hand up and promptly asked in his very posh voice:

“What's a satsuma?”

It was a few years before he heard the end of that one!
( ElParrot, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:31, 2 replies)

Presumably she has done the satsuma thing as well as the IUD??!!

Oh and a *click* for making me chuckle!!
( Vambo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:50, closed)

Reminds me of an enlightening comment made by a classmate of mine during art class.
"If you start being gay at 15, by the time you're 30 you can fit an orange up your arse."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:23, closed)