Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Gaylene KruminsKnown as "Bent Fabric" in memory of a one-hit wonder pianist of the sixties was generally regarded as a nice girl but slightly dim. She was given to a tad too much make-up, hanging out with the junior chamber of commerce crowd, tootling around town in an iridescent purple Austin-Healey with chrome wheels and practical jokes.
She painted the inside of her toilet a very, very pale blue. The surprise came when you switched the light on. 200 watts.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on here,but it made me laugh, so it earns a click.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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^ this(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 14:26, closed)
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