I went skiing in Italy when I was 18...
With a large group of my friends, their relatives and a few strangers. All in all, there were about 25 of us. My mate Chris' mum had invited a number of her gay friends along (4 blokes who were all a camp as a row of tents) but they were good fun, fit into the group well, and we all got on fine.

A few of us had a snowball fight during a massive dump (arf!) of snow at the top of the gondola. Steve threw a snowball at his partner Andy with the kind of stereotypical, limp-wristed effort that tarnishes the reputation of gay men, which amused me greatly. I immediately bellowed from afar, 'Steve! You throw like a POOF!'

*cue tumbleweed. A church bell tolls once in the distance*

He then turns slowly, looks at me like I'm a complete idiot and proudly exclaims 'I am a poof'. 'Oh yeah!' I mumble like a mug.

This is the same holiday where I told a friend's mum and dad that I thought their daughter had a banging set of tits, 5 minutes after meeting them for the first time.

I really should think before I speak...
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:50, 8 replies)

a click for
I thought their daughter had a banging set of tits,
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)

A click for saying
the gays 'fit into the group'.
(username failed moderation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:12, closed)

I thank you for your click
and they really were magnificent. Shame about the face though.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)

There's nothing homophobic about this post that I can see, nothing at all...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

did they have a piano?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:50, closed)

never ever
Bring a piano to a snowball fight
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:42, closed)

Likewise
Never bring a snowball to a piano fight.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, closed)

Throw like a girl always seemed a safer way of putting it.
(Benzyl, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:57, closed)