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As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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My dad always said, when on a bus, he would rather see a pregnant woman standing, than a fat woman sitting down crying.
(palmerswoon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:36, 19 replies)
Do fat women often sit down on the bus for a good cry?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:02, closed)
They do if you take their cakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:04, closed)
I like cake.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:12, closed)
*takes cakes*

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:59, closed)
*loses weight*
*gains self esteem*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:52, closed)
what about all that
extra skin?
I bet you look like the saggy baggy elephant under your shirt.
How's your fucking self-esteem now, bitch?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:41, closed)
Neck like a vagina, and all that.
Could come in handy. Perhaps I can fly like a squirrel.

Self-esteem through the roof, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:52, closed)
maybe you wont fly like a squirrel.
maybe you'll stuff it full of nuts, though.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:53, closed)
Chance'd be a fine thing, eh?!
*nudge*
*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:15, closed)
I didn't realise it was either/or

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:12, closed)
You're Jimmy Carr's son?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:13, closed)
Even Jimmy Carr ripped this one off

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:01, closed)
I can't make sense of this one.

(username failed moderation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:17, closed)
"would you like to sit down?"
"Why would I want to sit down?"
"Because you're pregnant?"
"No I'm not...."

Fat woman is now crying.

Y'dig?
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:11, closed)
Not really.
Isn't it polite to give up one's seat, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:13, closed)
^This^
FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:47, closed)
You'd think so wouldn't you?
But women are fickle beasts and will often twist something to sound like you've insulted them.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:33, closed)
This is because
they hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:14, closed)
Oh yes. I see.

(username failed moderation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:05, closed)

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