Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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Which one out of this list is the most pathetic?I can mutliply two two-digit numbers in my head as quick as someone using a calculator.
Open beer bottles with my teeth.
Do the rubiks cube in under a minute.
Belch the word 'bollocks' on demand.
Juggle.
Sniff a necklace up my nose and using a charming combination of snorts and coughs produce it from my gob.
Write legibly with either hand.
What is most truly pathetic is that I often practise all of the above and have done for many years. If I had directed my 'talents' to a more worthwhile cause I may not be tear-assing towards 40 divorced, skint, and in a dead end job.
Booooool looooox. Ah, thats better.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
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