Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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the phantom shitterAfter queuing to use a toilet at a friends party for what seemed like eons. A friend of mine eventually emerged much to the relief of both me and the rest of the queue. Unfortunately he was really out of it (on nice booze and pills cocktail) and staggered off into the party which was in mid flow.
Anyhoo another friend was next in line to use the bathroom, he was in there for literally two seconds before shouting for me to come and look.
I was confronted by the scene from train spotting where McGregor goes for a swim in the bog. Somehow there was poo poo all over the toilet (even on top of the cistern and the floor). This was cleaned up by a nice lady who didn’t even live at the house
My friend who was in the bathroom for a long time adamantly denies any part of the poo- pocalypse. Using the excuse “it was like that when I went in”
However no one believes this
He is now and forever will be known as “The Phantom Shitter”
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 14:14, Reply)
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