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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Eye Cancer.
As a young kid I would casually put dental floss on two posts on the sides of a speedbump outside my house.
Whenever a skateboarder would come by they'd get close-lined and fall down the hill, that the speedbump was suppose to protect you from.
Also whenever a car would come by i would always see them switch on their windshield wipers, and then continue to get angsty as its not a simple spiderweb or whatever they expected it to be. It was hilarious, and then soon after i got my dad involved and we would hide in the bushes and laugh when people got tangeled.
Soon after that i bought a laser pointer for the first time, my neighbor who continuously leaves her windows open was a perfect target, and my dad thought it was hilarious to shine it into her eyes when he was trying to watch TV. The Laser pointer reached down the street and into living rooms around my neighborhood people were getting hit with a light, not knowing where the fuck it would be coming from.
Then my nextdoor neighboor, and eventually my whole block, died from...
(Punchline is in Bold Above)
( , Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, Reply)
As a young kid I would casually put dental floss on two posts on the sides of a speedbump outside my house.
Whenever a skateboarder would come by they'd get close-lined and fall down the hill, that the speedbump was suppose to protect you from.
Also whenever a car would come by i would always see them switch on their windshield wipers, and then continue to get angsty as its not a simple spiderweb or whatever they expected it to be. It was hilarious, and then soon after i got my dad involved and we would hide in the bushes and laugh when people got tangeled.
Soon after that i bought a laser pointer for the first time, my neighbor who continuously leaves her windows open was a perfect target, and my dad thought it was hilarious to shine it into her eyes when he was trying to watch TV. The Laser pointer reached down the street and into living rooms around my neighborhood people were getting hit with a light, not knowing where the fuck it would be coming from.
Then my nextdoor neighboor, and eventually my whole block, died from...
(Punchline is in Bold Above)
( , Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, Reply)
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