Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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711I'm writing this on my PDA en route to hatfield, so apologies for length -- its how you use it that counts.
Well I digress, I was at a 711 (conveniance store) in the USA. I happened to see an albino chap at the counter.
He was very tall snow white hair and just generally scary! He was a nice guy though...
His nametag said "Earth Ling". I pissed myself laughing!
I asked him to confirm, he said it was true... bless him!
length? I already told you.
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Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 17:11,
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