Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Babies and PornHow young is too young for your offspring to watch their first porno? The Littlest Aardvark's first porno extravaganza was at age (approx) three months, as Mrs Aardvark had buggered off for the weekend, leaving me looking after Junior.
The movies in question were, I seem to recall:
* "Strip, Tease & Fuck" -- shite. Utter, utter shite.
* "Coconut holiday" (I think). Rather better.
I cannot recall which of them *he* preferred, however.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:07,
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