Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Try and find the logic in the following storyIt was easter and I was 4 years old. My family and I were round my grandparents house, for the occasion and had just finished a Roast Dinner typical of one British families traditionally east to celebrate the death and subsequent resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
Anyway, as the rest of the family retired to the dining room to watch the vicar of dibley and drink more red wine, my father gave me a Cadbury's 'Flake', for twas the season.
As he handed me the yellow wonderfulness he casually remarked
"Oh yea, if you get this on the carpet you'll turn into a pumpkin"
To this day my bastarded father denies this
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, Reply)
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