I'm shite at posting here....
But oh well.

I've only been on this planet for 13 years, but I have one story to tell.

In the summer of 2010, I went on a camping trip with scouts (should've posted some stories last week, oh well) Anyhoo, we were on the return journey, where just before our stop to the sheds ( about 2 miles from the meetin place), our leader had to slam on the brakes because we got cut up by some twunt doing warp 10 down a b road.

That's not the scary part. Basically, we cocked up on timing and were speeding to the van centre. However, on one corner there was a open drain cover that a car went wide to get past. As we went round the corner. The van spun round into a ditch, and kept going for what felt like forever.

Time slowed down when I realised someone wasn't wearing a seatbelt, and was rolling around the floor when a window (whole window pane) came down on top of the , leaving some pretty nasty blood EVERYWHERE. Suddenly the fear set in, as my friend could have been killed, and I could have prevented it by telling them to put on the seatbelts.

As the van halted to a stop thanks to a now van shaped tree, I realised something. My friend wasn't moving. Everyone else had got up, but this one wasn't. She was unconscious as they put her into the ambulance, and everyone looked visibly terrified.

She turned out fine at hospital, just a few minor scratches, and there were no serious injuries. But as I lay there in bed that night, I was suddenly shit terrified. I remembered having a dream about this a few months before. This has happened only twice on my life (the dreams, not driving into a tree), and I hope I am lucky enough to never have to see a human just lying there, blood everywhere. I still shudder at what could have happened, and I hope I am never that terrified again (cos I'm a man and shit, grr)

Length? The fear lasted for hours.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:05, 11 replies)

13!
Isn't there some sort of age policy on this site?
(Nitrous Nitrous, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:50, closed)

He could be older than 13
'cos he's "only been on this planet for 13 years".
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:56, closed)

I am also slightly concerned
but on the other hand, he seems to have put Shambolics nicely in his place so we will make allowances:

www.b3ta.com/questions/messingwithheads/post1497313
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:30, closed)

He's 13 1/2 actually ;)

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:47, closed)

I Checked the FAQ,
And it says jack shit about age limits, so I should be fine (as long as I stay away from pooflake, he's a Gary glitter)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:22, closed)

Oi!...

(I think)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03, closed)

Couldn't resist it :)

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:53, closed)

Nicely done, good work kid.
have a click.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:10, closed)

Yay!

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:19, closed)

A similar thing happened to me the other day, in my mates car
some shit came round a bend in the middle of the road, causing my mate to swerve into a muddy ditch. Car (old Granada - no rear seatbelts) was flung sideways across the road into another ditch. We didn't hit a tree though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, closed)

Was the 'some shit' a small penised man,
Driving a supposed penis extension Audi or BMW by any chance? :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:26, closed)