Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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upstaging some rev-headsIn my part of the world (Canberra, Australia) there is an annual event called "Summernats" where every yobbo, rev-head, street-racer, etc.. attends.
I managed to endure about 5 or 6 of these events as the pizza guy, delivering mostly to the hotels where all the crazy wankers were staying.
This one time while at the traffic lights some yobbos pulled up in their V8 monster, they gave it a few revs and one guy leaned out saying "Sounds good doesn't it?" in a proud voice.
I gave a cheeky look at thier car and replied "I suppose - but can it do THIS???" To which I applied my favourite party tick the my car could do.
Basically by anchoring the handbrake, put into 1st gear and played with the clutch & accelerator in a way to make my car 'bounce' (Subaru Fiori's have no rear hydraulic suspension - just very flexible springs!). I pretty much looked like I had a 'lowrider hatchback'
But what made it more classic was that instead of laughing at me, they all went "awesome how'd ya do that?". Next thing the idiots are trying it in a hardend, hydraulic & performance tuned V8 which pathetically lunges forward instead of bouncing just narrowly stopping before the car in front at the lights! (c'mon guys... try it again dammit - just travel a few more centimetres to lose your insurance!)
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 23:50, Reply)
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