Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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dodgy jaccuzi waterI used to live in this block of flats where there was a small leisure centre - swimming pool, sauna, jaccuzi, gym, that posh crap. Anyway.. after a nice swim, it was usually custom to get in the jaccuzi and chill out. Me and my mate swam up and down waiting though, because this huge group of gits, half of whom don't even live there, are hogging it, and have been for about 45 minutes, in spite of the sign above it saying "please do not spend more than 10 minutes at a time in the jaccuzi, if people are waiting". On and on it went. "fuck this", my mate says, and fucks off to the sauna. Shortly later, I join him. He commences ranting about said group of people, but I was quick to silence him.
"yeah, I just got in with them actually. joke's on them though. I pissed in it".
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 15:28, Reply)
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