Sticking it to The ManFrom little victories over your bank manager to epic wins over the law - tell us how you've put one over authority. Right on, kids!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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Stinking it to the manTrying to get off a train. A big fat business man is sat halfway on his seat, halfway in the aisle, elbows pointed out because fuck you I'm a big fat business man, this is *my* space and *I* deserve it (don't ask why I'm not in first class).
It's clear he's not going to lean even out of the way, or even tuck his arms in. All the disembarking passengers are going to have to slowly shufflesqueeze past him.
I don't want to have say something to him and cause a scene, but really he is being a tit and someone should be told by someone ... perhaps ... a my rectum someone.
The fart is silent, I leave the train. The fat man gets to sit in my karmic poohgas.
3 years later the banking system collapsed. Sorry about that.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)
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