Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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bin bags (not my loss, exactly)On the Friday before we left to go skiing my other half asked me "have you seen the expensive ski suit I borrowed off my friend?" No I replied, where did you put it? "In a black bin bag" Oh? I said, where was this bin bag? "next to the waste bin in the kitchen" You mean in the spot you usually put a bin bag for me to put out for the bin men on Thursday night? "yes, have you seen it?" When did you put it there? “Thursday night", "do you know where it is?” Err.. yes, I put it out for the bin men. "What! O God, how could you be so stupid! My Friend paid £400 for that, now I have to buy her a new one and it's all your fault! I quickly found that logic had no part in my defence and was dragged off to assist in the purchase of an expensive replacement!
Funnily enough (I can laugh now) when we got back and my dastardly deed was relayed to her friend, her friend said, don't worry I exaggerated about the price, it was only cheap and I don't need it back!
It took nearly a year for her to admit she might have put it in a silly place!
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