Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Gets my clickGreat read - truly heartwarming. And having spent most of my youth in Northamptonshire I've encountered many of the expat Scots, and they're the nicest people in the whole sodding world.
Very Danny Champion of the World - if you cut out the bodily functions and disgusting threesomes in your output you could make a fortune as a childrens writer, mate.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:43,
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Children these daysthey expect nothing less than gruesome descriptions of fat cocks splitting open pert, fizzing cloppers. A little hardcore sex writing couldn't possibly sully their already-soiled 21st-century minds.
Danny: Champion of the World's Biggest Gangbang. On shelves soon.
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chart cat has an itch, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:33,
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Sounds great...Think I'll hold out for the pop-up version.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:51,
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I'll wait for the scratch and sniff version(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:33,
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