Conspiracy theory nutters
I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I got the phrase
Tofu weaving into the letters page of the Guardian, as I have mentioned on many occasions.
And should anyone require their loved ones deprogramming from the ways of the fluffly dark side then I'm sure I could set up a clinic. I could do with something to direct my currently unfocused rage on.
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:38, 1 reply)
Tofu weaving into the letters page of the Guardian, as I have mentioned on many occasions.
And should anyone require their loved ones deprogramming from the ways of the fluffly dark side then I'm sure I could set up a clinic. I could do with something to direct my currently unfocused rage on.
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:38, 1 reply)
I think I might
love you a little bit. Have a very well deserved click.
Oh, and what you said sounds a fair amount like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:05, closed)
love you a little bit. Have a very well deserved click.
Oh, and what you said sounds a fair amount like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:05, closed)
I wish I was Tim Minchin (or Dara O'Briain, or Charlie Brooker)
I'd give anything to be even a tenth as funny and articulate. And have such great hair. But I hadn't seen that video before I wrote this, so...
:)
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, closed)
I'd give anything to be even a tenth as funny and articulate. And have such great hair. But I hadn't seen that video before I wrote this, so...
:)
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:10, closed)
I'm sure
your rant was 100% original material! I just thought you might like the link :)
Also - I'm not sure you could say Dara O Briain has lovely hair. Shiny scalp, possibly. Mmm, beeswax.
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:33, closed)
your rant was 100% original material! I just thought you might like the link :)
Also - I'm not sure you could say Dara O Briain has lovely hair. Shiny scalp, possibly. Mmm, beeswax.
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:33, closed)
Yes, bad punctuation on my part
I meant Tim Minchin's hair. Obviously not Dara's. I still love him in a cuddly way though.
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:46, closed)
I meant Tim Minchin's hair. Obviously not Dara's. I still love him in a cuddly way though.
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