Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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One of the many stories to come out of Thailand... Warning - story about shit :)FIRST POST ;)
On the list of things to do in Thailand was 1) see the Malaysian Grand Prix, 2) do shed loads of diving and 3) anything else in between.
As we walked towards the airport terminal on our way back from Phuket after a 4-day diving trip to the Similan Islands, I said I was just nipping in for a quick dump so the guys went on ahead. Bear in mind we'd been on a boat for 4 days so the food had been 'different' to say the least.
They saw me staggering back as I couldn't walk for laughing so hard. I struggled to get the story out and we were in fits of laughter before I'd even finished. I'll tell you why...
Now in Thailand it is usual for the locals not to use toilet paper but to use a water jet instead - like a bidet if you will. I looked at it with a frown, it might be the time to try it out.
So... when I'd finished I pushed the nozzle between my legs and pressed the plunger. Now, you were meant to regulate with a subtle press of the lever. Of course I squeezed the life out of it and full mains pressure blew shit from my arse and all over the wall behind me.
Not only that but it had caught my t-shirt on the way, all I did was rinse and wring it out - jobs a good 'un.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:44, Reply)
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