Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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A few years back...In the scummy school girl's toilets populated by girls that were the embodiment of vicky pollard in her fattest form. I was standing waiting for a friend, when I heard a loud conversation between three of such girls:
Girl 1: "I'm only wearing two pads this month!"
Girl 2: "You wha?"
Girl 3: "Do we really need to know? you slag!"
Girl 1: "Fuck Off! It's just that normally I wear three, but the problem with that was they got stuck up my ass like a wedgie, and when I walked they felt all squidgy! So two's better.."
Girl 2 and 3: "Ohh I know that squidgy feeling! fucking orrible!"
At which point, my friend came out of the toilet, she'd heard too and we both hurried to leave as the "squidgy feeling" conversation continued. Needless to say, I have never been able to look at those girls the same way. Too much info? - I think so.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 18:35, Reply)
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