Train twat. Again.
Usual train drudgery.

I helped an old lady with her two suitcases onto a fairly busy train. I picked up my own bag and hopped onto the train just as the doors were going. I got caught. Normally I understand the lack of sympathy for this situation but I'd been the good Samaritan here and now I was paying for it, in front of alot of people including one fat twunt standing closest to me who thought this was the *funniest thing he's ever seen*. Big mistake

With red mist mode engaged I push open the doors and get onto the train. I'm now opposite my fat little laughing friend and having a good stare. He stops. Something snaps inside. This pony tailed, snide shit was openly laughing at my predicament behind glass but now it's gone. Time to engage(I should note that despite my height I have never engaged anyone like this since leaving school). Before I know it I've grabbed his collar and pulled him forward. 'Why aren't you laughing?'. He can't answer. I bang him against the partition. 'Why aren't you laughing anymore?' He makes a noise and looks down. 'Because your a piece of shit that's why' I say looking into his eyes and shove him back to where he was.

Fuck. What have I done? Why did I do that? I now realise there is nowhere to sit and I've got to stand opposite this twat until London bridge, 15 minutes away. Arse.

So I'm a twat for a loosing my rag. He's a twat for laughing at someone who tried to help a struggling person. And for having a pony tail.
(skgorsky, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:58, 9 replies)

And then you got into your Honda Accord and sped away.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:14, closed)

aw man
this post contains so much Accord I'm amazed it's not actually sponsored by Honda.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:17, closed)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, closed)

You're a taikwondo instructor, aren't you?
Tell me you're a taikwondo instructor.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, closed)

I am.
I can fold you a paper swan in 2 seconds flat.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, closed)

Hmm, no-one won this round, I feel.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34, closed)

Did you tighten your rag later?
You don't want a loose rag all day.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:57, closed)

Then you kissed Des and Troy and called the Vet.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, closed)

Having a pony tail
invalidates any claims he has to human rights. ;)
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, closed)