Morning flash
The other day I was racking my brains for my own tale of unexpected nudity but alas, my search was fruitless. Little did I know I was just 24 hours from delivering the ultimate morning flash to the upstairs neighbour.

It all happened so (vaguely) innocently. Lying in bed basking in my studenty long-lie in I heard the front door slam. Wondering who could be leaving the house this late besides me, the unemployed student loafer amongst three long-suffering professionals, I leapt out of bed, sans clothes, and rushed to the window.

Carefully concealing my free floating breasts with a jaunty arm I carefully inched open the curtain of our main window and peered out. Nobody. 'Weird', I thought, 'I definitely heard something...'

Throwing caution to the wind as my womanly desire to spy on my housemates took over, I turned to the side window and flung open the curtain with both hands, freeing my breasts in the process to cheerily greet my upstairs neighbour, standing outside his door which looks directly into my room. Thinking fast, I dropped to the floor and assumed the fetal position. I really don't know why I did this, but it seemed to give him quite a laugh.
Cowering with my knees tucked up beneath my chin I heard the neighbour open his door and guffaw this classy epithet into the hallway, "I've just seen that bird downstairs with her tits out!"

Not my proudest moment. But it certainly lends an edge to our brief encounters, taking the bins out...
(lowfigirl animating hamburgers, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, 2 replies)

The phrase
free floating breasts is obviously calculated to appeal to almost all male b3ta readers, and secure more votes.

That being said, great post :D
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:48, closed)

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Haha well, it was the best way to describe them at the time!
(lowfigirl animating hamburgers, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:55, closed)