...but I thought better of you lot!
I'm only too painfully aware that we live in a world of cretins.

Elton John fills stadia, West End musicals sell out night after night, The Da Vinci Code sold in bucketloads - people thought it was factual etc. etc. etc...

These and many other sad facts I have to deal with, and do, on a daily basis. It's B3tards' failure to spot basic satire that saddens me today.

I'm a hyper-critical sarcastic wanker, this I know, but I've always felt at home here, amongst kindred spirits. *EDIT: I'm not calling you all wankers!* Ho hum.

Next Wednesday I shall, bar disaster, become a father for the first time. I pity my daughter for the world of shite into which she will be thrust.

Sorry - bit serious there- err, you SPANNERS!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:22, Reply)