Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Stuff.One of these days, I may surprise myself and fellate a baboon to completion. But just now... meh.
Did I mention that I work for London Zoo? No? Oh, good.
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don't they get a bitangry and bitey if you stop half way?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 7:10,
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I can think of other prmates that would be less troublesome(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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I remember when I worked at Chester ZooSome 17yrs ago, I was wandering round the monkey house when I spotted a monkey rolling his cock in his hands, like you'd roll a cigar. I thought that's a bit obscene, then within seconds he came all over his hands and proceeded to lick it all off.
Nice!
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you bastardI was just munching on a lovely tuna sandwich...
bleargh
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rofl harris, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:26,
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