Useless advice
As a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
As a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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A wise old Glasweigan
I say wise old Glasweigan, I mean a piss'ead in McDonald's just before closing. Anywho, he was about to leave, we were right behind him, as he gets to the exit, he drops his burger onto the wet, dirty street. He then stares at this burger and, remembering the 5 second rule, snaps it back up again. He then turns to me and says, "Y'see the problem with this country is we don't eat enough shite, if we ate more shite, no one would have things like asthma." He then took a big bite out of his burger and buggered off into the cold Scottish night.
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:08, Reply)
I say wise old Glasweigan, I mean a piss'ead in McDonald's just before closing. Anywho, he was about to leave, we were right behind him, as he gets to the exit, he drops his burger onto the wet, dirty street. He then stares at this burger and, remembering the 5 second rule, snaps it back up again. He then turns to me and says, "Y'see the problem with this country is we don't eat enough shite, if we ate more shite, no one would have things like asthma." He then took a big bite out of his burger and buggered off into the cold Scottish night.
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:08, Reply)
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