My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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my friend and i decided to go on a binge of nauseating ride-riding at the local county fairthere also happened to be a girl about whom i was trying to... whatever you do to hot girls you see at the fair.
anyway, it turns out she was right in front of me on a particularly nauseating ride.
of course, we all know what was going to happen. it happened to occur at a temporary moment of suspended weightlessness, and so, thinking quickly, as my vomit hung in front of my face, i reached out and caught as much of it as i could in my hand. man, it was fun. i managed to save the rest and blast it out over the side of the ride, away from any bystanders.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:13, Reply)
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