New Years party
the party was hosted by a brother and sister duo who were then combined friends of me and my then girlfriend

id decided to drink wine that night so adequately polished off the bnottle id brought feeling fine. no problems there

then mulled wine was offered from a pan and the only drinking recepticles were small little egg cup type things. obvious connection to me at the time was shots of mulled wine

so i challenge a friend to a shot-drinking competition and the comp gets under way. several shots pass and i start to notice he isnt get drunk so, determined to get him slightly tipsy i demand we drink more, and more, and more (it wasnt til a few days later that it was revealed by everyone around that he wasnt actually drinking his but pretending to, to the joy of everyone around who was in the know, and to my expense)

anyways sevel pans worth it seems are consumed so i need to be sick so off i head to the loos, girlfriend in tow.

much puking is done and girlfriend decides i need a glass of water so fetches one. in my attempts to muster the control of my limbs wioth which to grab the glass i knock it over, thus breaking it on the tiled floor. i then somehow managed to put girlfriends wrists in it which get slashed to shreds and bleed profusely.

then finally with one last allmighty heave i eject the remains of my stomach down the loo and shit myself before passing out.

last 2 things i remeber are vaguely hearing the band play some hapopy new year song for 12:00 and being taken home by my father who escorted me through the crowd of friends, shitty boxers on show.
(skagg, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:38, Reply)