My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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A friend of minesaid she felt ill in the middle of a geography lesson, but the teacher wouldn't let her leave. Ten minutes later, she repeats that she feels sick. Teacher still won't let her leave. FIfteen minutes later, we're getting up to leave, and she does a spectacular projectile vomit all over the floor...and said geography teacher.
Oh, and I might as well put my own contribution in. I was out once and felt really sick outside a shop. While my companions went in, I waited outside and tried to aim my puke inside one of those upside-down-V-sign thingies (I know they have a name). However, my head had a will of its own and I threw up all over it instead. We scooted before the shop owner noticed.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:10, Reply)
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