My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Tatties o'er the sideWent out to watch the Scotland Brazil game in the first round of the 98 world cup. This was about 4pm - got taxied home at about 3am and fell in the garden - Cunted. Got covered in ornamental bark chippings and dragged them all up the stairs. Puked (violently) into the toilet and woke my (now ex) wife by snoring loudly and echously into the bowl. This isn't about the vom - this is about the triumph over the bitch. The snoring must have been fucking hilarious - i woke her at about 4 am :)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:50, Reply)
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