My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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OKOccasionally we have team meetings in the London office.
These generally finish at lunchtime - we then retire to the pub. The pub in question was doing a "buy two glasses of red wine, get the rest of the bottle thrown in free" offer.
Red wine it was. At 10 I decided I ought to make my way home having consumed more wine than we can remember, but it was a lot.
Needless to say I needed food so the BK at Waterloo fitted the bill, grabbed a meal thing and jumped on the train.
Stuffing chips down my neck I felt really really bad and before I could react I threw up into the BK bag. The bag burst and this mixture of red wine, chips, burger etc fell all over the floor, my trousers and my briefcase.
I moved along the train and tried to look interested in the passing darkness, hoping noone noticed it was me.
I later noticed the CCTV camera fitted in the carriage.. So somewhere there may be some footage of me heaving into an exploding bag...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:44,
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