My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not mine (honest)But worth sharing.
I was at a party quite happily drinking with some mates. We were getting really quite nicely drunk when Mike started making his famous punch, famed trhoughout the land for tasting just like fruit juice but about 25 ABV. The recipe is a litre of wine, a litre of cider and a litre of lemonade measured in a handy jug. I had a few glasses and thought I would stop, but my friend went that little bit further.
One quick hamster impression later we knew he was going to barf, and he went for the nearest container available, the measuring jug and filled it with one litre exactly of vomit.
Never have I seen such a precision display of chucking. Gold medal effort :)
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 19:02, Reply)
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