Perfect Spew
It was a friends 18th birthday and following the Aussie stereotype we had a big BBQ and pool party. The birthday boy and our group of close friends had started drinking at 11 that morning so by 9 o'clock we were feeling pretty sloppy.
It was decided that now was the time to replace some vital nutrients lost to a day of solid drinking. Pizza would be our fuel for the night, and it was promptly ordered.
Now my friend, who I will remind you, has just just turned 18 and was probably drinking the hardest out of us all turns to me after his 3rd piece of pizza and says in a Ralph Wiggum voice, "I don't feel right.." and promptly spews a full slice of pizza into his hand.
I thought this guy was a magician because no one can chuck up a full slice of pizza and have it land straight into your hand. Turns out he is part duck.

The clincher.... he re-ate that slice of pizza.

First post. Be nice.
(SkoaL, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 4:24, 1 reply)

Te He
Part duck. Have a click.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:40, closed)