But the worst thing I ever done
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: "hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa" and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:49, 6 replies)

Pffft!

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:52, closed)

Classic line Chunk!
;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:00, closed)

do the truffle shuffle
do the truffle shuffle
(BarryChuckle, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:42, closed)

I like this kid, ma!

( likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:46, closed)

Hahahahahahaaa!
What did you make the fake puke out of?
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 17:32, closed)

zomg
click
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:02, closed)