Student days
No, this is not one of those "i got totally ratarsed and spewed blue puke lol" posts. This is a tale about MAGIC MUSHROOMS.

During a period of October whilst in my student dossing about period a number of us - friends of a chap I'll simply refer to as Mushroom King - did what many many people have done in the past, and I'm sure will do for years ad infinitum. We took magic mushrooms. A lot of them in a very short space of time. MK knew a place where they grew and he went and picked thousands of them. Every day he went and every day he returned with another box of the little fellas. And every day we boiled them up and made tea with them.

By day 6 of almost solid hallucinogen abuse things were starting to get a little strange as you can imagine, even when not directly under the effect of the shrooms the edges of reality were starting to become a little frayed - although we were young and we figured we could take it.

Each day I would venture to my friends house, where the mushroom merriment took place - think of it as a temple - the uninitiated were inducted there, usually causing small amounts of vomiting, whether it was the hallucinogenic properties or the fact that traces of cowshit were making their way into the tea I dont know.

Anyway, back to the 6th day - by this time I was heavily enjoying the effects so as normal i made my way to MKs temple. I stopped on the way at a kebab shop to pick up a large portion of donner meat and chips. Eating this en route, I arrived at the house pretty much at the same point as I finished my feast. On knocking the door and being ushered in, a cup of the potent brew was thrust into my hands, which i eagerly downed. For anyone not familiar with shrooms, the effects take a while to kick in, your body has to digest the tea of course, so after finishing the cupful I decided to pop out to the local garage to grab some fags and a drink for later. Whilst there I started to come up on the shrooms, which was a whole crazy experience in itself in an all night garage but I digress.

On the short walk back to the house I felt an odd sensation in my stomach. Not deep down, but right at the top, the bit that feels full when you overeat. Of course by this point I wasnt in my right mind, so the odd sensation, not pain, just strange, made me start to laugh. As I'm laughing, I start to vomit - i'm in the street, alone, maybe 50 yards from the house, laughing and vomiting. The real problem, is that the vomit is pretty solid since I hadnt long stuffed myself. Chunks of chewed but virtually undigested meat and chips are coming up my throat and I'm still laughing, the horror being that I cant breathe and I'm still laughing, the laughter not composed of normal human laughter but whoops of noise as my body desperately tries to suck air into its system and cant, wracked with body pains which spur my laughter on more, my throat is blocked with a solid mass of food and i start to panic, my brain screaming as my body still tries to laugh, i'm digging in my throat, pulling out chunks and rolling on the floor purple faced, digging, digging, heaving, crying, laughing, screaming. Finally, after an eternity it subsides. I'm taking great gasps of air as the blockage is finally cleared with heaves and scraping the food out of my throat.

Shakily i got to my feet and headed for the house. The trip proceeded as it normally did, and afterwards I went home. I'd like to say that was the last time I ever did shrooms. But the next night I went back for another cup.
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:35, 6 replies)

that's a whole lot of shrooming
my personal best is 3 out of 4 days at a festival and that was going some.

well done for not going completely mad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:50, closed)

That's fantastic
these near death solid vomit storys are all good
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:31, closed)

That quite amused me

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:27, closed)

Eh?
Don't you like breasts today?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, closed)

'Or so I was told'
When you are taking 'shrooms/salvia/other hallucinogens then you occasionally laugh uncontrollably. This is because your body wants to encourage you to breathe so you won't die.

Laughing whilst vomiting heavily is not something I can admit to having done; I can't say I would want to try it, either.

Good story though so you get a click - also reminds me of the times I did 'shrooms at uni. Good times.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, closed)