Of Scousers and blue teddy bears
This still haunts me to this day, it happened when I was at uni. As tends to happen in the first few weeks, the people you're initially closest to are the ones that live in the same block of halls who are on the same course. This meant my immediate circle of friends were a couple of girls from London, a Geordie and a Scouse lad, all of us medics.

Fast forward a few weeks and we're all still pretty close friends having found out we have much more in common than just locality and course. The usual drunken and stoned late nights occur and the conversation unsurprisingly turns to sex. After failing miserably to convince the girls I had only recently lost my virginity, Scouse (yes, we were very original with the nicknames), mentioned that he was asexual, that he neither fancied men or women and sex didn't interest him. Much questioning followed as to how someone could not be interested in sex but he was adamant that he wasn't so we left it at that.

About two weeks later, the five of us had arranged to go out for a meal and we were walking to Scouse's room to pick him up as he was the last one before you turned out of the block. Without knocking, I opened the door to his room to find him lying on his back on the bed, fucking a giant blue teddy up a torn hole for an arsehole. I still haven't decided if it made it better or worse he was wearing a rubber, I guess safe teddy sex is still important.

Why he never locked the door we'll never know but we certainly knew why he didn't fancy men or women, they clearly didn't have enough polyester stuffing for him. Needless to say we didn't see much of Scouse from then on. Be warned, this guy is an ENT doctor (SHO) working in a hospital somewhere near you.
(quantum raspberry quizzically quashing Quebecans, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:07, 2 replies)

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Male or Female Bear ?
(kitescreech still here, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 12:24, closed)

you mean
you're NOT still a virgin?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 22:34, closed)