I actually have two stories for this one.

Story One; Somewhere on the south coast in the summer having a day out with the family at age around 14. Clearly a time for raging hormones. I decided to take a wander down the beach looking for some nudists. On the way I came across a couple doing a little foreplay, well actually the guy was kind of pulling his ladies bikini bottoms down and biting on her ass cheeks, very strange. But it got weirder, as I neared the nudist zone I spotted (and im sure others mustve done? perhaps not) a strange man hidden under the cover of foliage and an umbrella in the dunes with a telephoto lense. I shit you not. Even worse a strange naked man walked past me baring all. I decided this was getting a bit too freaky and probably wasnt worth the accrued spank bank images i was hoping for, as I turned back the naked man again turned around and walked back past me displaying his bits. All a bit worrying. Fortunately that was around 1999, when everyone including me started getting the net, and naked flesh was easier after that...which brings me to story number two...

At uni I lived with what can only be described as a bunch of jokers. One of my housemates, James, had a profile on that Faceparty sight and another housemate had discovered the password and predictably changed James's faceparty details to say he was gay. So the next day he gets a chat invite from this guy "Dave". Dave was a homo looking for a good time and had clearly been wooed by James's faceparty profile. Once James realised he'd been set up he decided to pass the torch of rinsing to Dave. So he calls us in and we engage Dave in some saucy MSN chat, we want to see him, does he have a webcam? Well yes he does, but he wont put it on if James doesnt get one out. We peg it upstairs to Andy's room, get his webcam out and James resumes the chat, meanwhile the remaining 5 of us are crowded off camera watching.
Dave was fat, middle aged and decidedly ugly, he was in fact everything I would imagine a regular paedo to be, including this weird little grin. Dave seemed to think pulling his shirt up and rubbing his man tits would appear attractive. We encouraged James to show him some more skin, He got his muscles out, showed his boxered arse off a bit. Then Dave proceeds to get up, strip down to his little yellow thong and start doing a weird dance somewhat like a hula as he takes his pants down to reveal his little member dancing along with the motion. Que the lines on MSN "meet my friends" and we pan the webcam over to the five of us giving Dave the wanker motion. He scrambled to shut off his cam and left the chat, but to this day id lay money on him cracking one off after having enjoyed the humiliation. I on the other hand nearly pissed myself.

My first contribution to the boards after months of lurking.

Regards.
(photot, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 23:11, 1 reply)

hahaha
that is a classic! Best one I've read on here so far.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 9:40, closed)