Voyeurism - what a laugh!!!!
Lets be honest here people....if we see a couple at it then of course we're gonna take a sneaky peek whether for the porpose of wank bank material or so you can just point and laugh at the "offenders".

My story is the latter.

While in the states on a J1 visa, (student working/holiday visa) there was about twenty of us living in an absolute shitbin of a house in Boston. It was fan-fuckin-tastic. Drunk every night, Parties galore, and easy easy Ladies for company - the Irish accent is a ladykiller is the states - anyway, one of the lads wasn't the most experienced, he's a really good guy but he's an ugly bastard. He pulled an absolute munter while on the lash one night, and he was delighted with himself. One thing led to another and they headed back to the house to get down to business before the rest of us got back.

We decided to give them some space ie. about 5mins and SAS stealth style we make our back, cameras at the ready......what a shower of cnuts we are.

When we got back we could hear that our buddy was very enthusiastic, grunting away to his hearts content. Never have I witnessed a faster moving arse.She on the other hand was trying to calm him down saying things like "deeper , not faster" and "oh your done".

That was our que, in we burst into the room to get the greatest photos ever taken.

8yrs later and he still doesn't think it was funny.
(Kopite Ceoil agus Craic, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 16:40, 2 replies)

Note to English speaking gentlemen:
Face it, we American ladies are suckers for accents. Any, I mean any Commonwealth accent will charm the pants off most of us, me included. (unfortunately, I would probably be slotted into the munter category sniff )

Doesn't matter which: English, Irish, Welsh, Chav, Kiwi, Aussie, Geordie, anything. The secret is, it's a rare girl that can tell them apart! A chav could tell us he was the Rt. Hon. and we'd swallow it hook, line and ejaculation.

We don't know shit! You can get away with almost anything.

Seriously.

C'mon over here and have a good time, guys.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 19:23, closed)

Tdub's commentary
also works for us guys- we love a girl with a nice accent.

Maybe we need to have an international trade-off here...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 19:58, closed)