My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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not really about wanking...but i was at my sister's house watching tv, got up to go to the bathroom, and noticed that somehow, a stray hair had detached itself and somehow ended up wrapped around smiley pete's neck. i decided, "well, i'll just pluck this off." but it wasn't just stuck on, it had actually gone totally around and looped under itself. and so my tugging on the free end caused it to tighten rapidly, like a very fine genital-noose. it was very unpleasant.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:39, Reply)
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