My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Yeah, and the tracing paper...My old boarding school used to have freezing cold toilet blocks with nasty plastic seats on the loos. As soon as your thighs hit them you just lost that loving feeling, which made winter wanking rather fraught.
But upstairs in the dormitory there was an ancient little-used stall with a nice soft (unvarnished) wooden seat. Luxury. The stall didn't have a door on it (I guess people didn't expect them in 1904), but then, who comes into the top dormitory at 4.00pm?
Answer: The whole fucking rugby team, deciding that they want to wash their kit in the bath. Blimey, was lucky to get away with a week of snide remarks.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 21:05, Reply)
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