My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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wellone such event: my former school took a video camera to random classrooms and had the students yell something along the lines of "Good morning meadow woods middle school!" for use ont he morning announcements. a slightly slow... well, no, he was completely mental challenged.. ..he decided that right when the record light on the camera went on he would get to work. the only person that saw him do it was the poor girl that had to sit next to him. he was actually staring at her at the time. he's still a legend, nobody ever saw him at school again.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 2:35, Reply)
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